Cyberlines
Futurum Hic Est
The best in Science Fiction & Fantasy
You Don't Want to Look Here!
By all means, click if you dare, but be forewarned, only the strong can open the pickle jar of destiny!
Act One: The beginning of Our Adventures Together (Well, mostly you bailing me out of jail and whatnot)
They Live Below
I'm not talking Mexico, I'm talking the Center of the Earth.
User Friendly Conspiracy Theories
Wouldn't you like to know that someone's looking out to destroy you?
Trending Technologies
Sometimes the bathtub is the best place to hide in a lightning storm!
You Won't Believe These Stories, So Frankly, Don't!
Below are Tawdry Tales of Tantalizing Pandemonium and Woe, also – Free Coupons for Breadsticks!
(Note: The Breadsticks are from Hell, so…)
Project Scoot2Toot
©2026
Project CornholeBlower
©2026
My Summer Home is Also a Planet
Balancing Act: A Play in One Act (Guess the Ending)
My Creative Drinking on the Job! Photos, iNsiDe!!#
1. Discovery
I dive deep into your wife's belongings to see if she has acceptable women compatriots that I can hit up for bar money!
2. Design
I begin crafting subtle ways to distract you while cyber sleuths find your hidden assets, then I plan my trip abroad!
3. Development
I transform into a monstrous creature once payment's been accepted. Hide the children, take refuge before the transmogrification, and maybe you'll survive!
4. Launch
I rigorously test the brainwashing to ensure everything functions flawlessly before going live. Post-launch, I provide support and guidance to help you maximize your new online presence.
Empowering You through Fiction and Science! And then, there was Fantasy (that's what she said)
We Do Reviews
I'll give it to you straight, so you don't waste your time:
Movies: Should I really be watching Grogu and the guy in the helmet?
Anime: Witch Hat Atelier? We'll tell you which one to be witch watching
TV: Once upon a midnight fable, and now the Netflixification of the world, but we can guide you through it!
Original Short FIction
Swashbuckling Tales
Cyber Minder Brain Benders
Fast Paced, No Frills, Best of All, Free!
Short Videos, Getting Longer all the Time
Sure, Instagram has that guy building a house out of discarded Pikachu Dolls, but does he have this?
There might be nudity? Okay, there's really not, but they are pretty cool
We Hired a rock band, to come in and do music videos, just for you
On Sale Now? You better believe it doesn't get cheaper than this!
50 Years!
Of Freaking Experience
Decades of experience reading and writing, but not arithmetic, so don't expect us to pick up the check!
50+
Projects Delivered
Stories, Songs, and pizzas delivered part time! Sometimes, overseas - so that's got to count for something!
50%
Client Satisfaction!
Look, to be honest, I'm not in this to make friends, alright? Either you like the content, or you can hit the bricks!
Sometimes I drink their brains right out of their skulls!
I take pride in collaborating with a diverse range of clients, from ambitious startups to established enterprises.
"Mommy let me go to the bathroom all by myself and that's when the monsters attacked me! I blame you! You for advising her! My Childhood is ruined!
Dr. Venture delivered a stunning website that truly reflects our brand's essence, but wow, does he take a lot of stimulants. He is continuously involved in a semi-messianic feedback loop. Highly recommend his expertise!"
Why Can't I find my Dang Keys? Was this month's winner of the stale bread contest!
